40 Christian Quips
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Here are 40 Christian Quips I thought you would enjoy.
I ran across them while in the process of cleaning out a filing cabinet. I am not the author of any of them.
Encouraging Christian Quips
The best mathematical equation is 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
*Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
*No God, no peace. Know God, know peace!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” – Thomas Edison
Christian Quips to Make You Laugh
Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their church pew.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close!
Some minds are like concrete–thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.
*Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He’ll clean them.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God so loved the world that he did not send a committee!
I was thinking about how people appear to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They’re cramming for their final exam.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
Thought Provoking Christian Quips
“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” – Carl Sandburg
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
*Prayer — Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
Peace starts with a smile.
A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.
Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
God doesn’t call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
He who angers you, controls you!
*We don’t change the message; the message changes us.
“Others may be deaf to our words, but never blind to our actions.” – William Arthur Ward
“Joy is the feeling of grinning inside.” – Dr. Melba Colgrove
*You can’t do much about your ancestors, but you can influence your descendants enormously.
Final Words
I put an asterisk by my favorite ones. Which are your favorite or speak to you the most? Please share them in the comments. Or share any others not listed that you especially like.
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I like a lot of them as well. Two in addition to the ones you favor are:
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
and, Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
So True! Thanks!
Those are great!